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Art, accessories & attitude.
Pick your poison.

Commissions

Tell me what you want , what you really really want...

(or at least what I consent to making and what won’t get me arrested).

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I do custom stickers, canvases, apparel, magnets, murals and random trinkets that match your weird little vision.

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Basically: you bring the idea, I make it art!

Snag the Goods

Here’s where you snag my creations (and occasionally a commission someone was cool enough to let me share).

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Everything here is handmade by me and totally available — duh.

 

I make the art, not the blank stuff it’s printed on or displayed on… so don’t get weird about it.

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Legal Vandalism

I vandalize walls… but like, classy. Want a custom mural?

 

Quotes are free, but the price depends on square footage, time, and how wild your design idea is.

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Paint costs are on you (Respectfully, I’m the artist, not the paint store).

Summon Me

Questions, custom requests, or just wanna tell me my dog George is handsome? Slide into my inbox.

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